So I have decided today (actually i was told) that I am an abusive boyfriend. Never mind the fact i was told so by two biased people who have hated me for 2.5 years and who decided I am so based off the word of a 15 yr old boy who happened to be upset because when he treated me like crap while i was doing him a favor my no bullshit attitude called him out. So yes Kenzie has been warned so I thought I would tell you all.... WATCH OUT IM ABUSIVE AND MEAN AND I'LL MAKE YOU CRY (even if im just trying to help you thought a tough time that makes you cry). So that's my excitement for today.
Mike thinks I should be a story teller, so here you go mike, so this guy wanted to buy a truck box for his truck so i got it down for him and he OPENED IT UP TO MAKE SURE THE KEYS WERE INSIDE. So then he came and paid for it and while doing so he told me to tell people that Pepboys was the worst place to have tires put on. WHAT WAS HE SMOKING AND HOW MUCH RUDER CAN HE GET I THOUGHT TO MYSELF. Oh yea btw I opened the box again to get its barcode and he looked inside again. So he payed and then walked out of the store with the box. Well two mins later he was back and wanted his money back because it DIDN'T HAVE TRAYS INSIDE!!!! I felt like saying "I'm sorry our return policy has a retard clause. You saw the inside of the box twice. nothing i can do for you now MORON!!" Not to mention this guy was just plain rude. So mike here is your story. POPULATION CONTROL!!! You would think people don't know what condoms are. Gosh darn it. I swear one day when I'm king of the world (ATTENTION ALL WORLDFLEET PERSONNEL: we are still operating under "secretive almost non-existent" worldcon 3 or TKS LMY Submergal operation) anyway as I was saying before i so rudely interrupted myself. My first act as King (or pope) will be to institute a breeding license, which u must have before we remove the anti-procreation devices installed at the beginning of puberty. I'm tired so I'm done now.
- KE7BVG Clear
(K as in King)
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I knew that. =D
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